Friday, September 30, 2005

The Indian Way

Managers of the prodigious fortune being shipped to Louisiana by the Feds might look to the Cleveland Indians for how to manage the money. The Indians pay less to their top six players (combined) than the Yankees pay to their shortstop. The two teams are only one game apart in the standings for the wild card, should the Yankees not take their division this weekend. Guesses as to the current management in Louisiana and how they'll spend the money: look for a vacation for all state and municipal employees in Las Vegas. Perhaps Mayor Nagin, who bought a house for his family in Dallas two weeks after the great Katrina flood, will act as tour guide.

Luther

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