Democrats' Secret Plan to Take Over Congress

You heard it first here. The Democrats are:

...thinking of making it a misdemeanor to be a US Senator or Member of Congress.

Then all of the Republicans will be forced to resign. The Democrats, en masse, will announce that they deeply apologize, but that the offense has no bearing on their ability to continue doing the job the American people expect them to do.

Actually, you heard it here second. Hat tip to Redstate for this insightful bit of whimsy.