Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Liberal Racists: Got a Watermelon, 'Leeza?

A math question from a prof at Bellevue Community College in Washington State:
Condoleezza holds a watermelon just over the edge of the roof of the 300 -foot Federal Building, and tosses it up with a velocity of 20 feet per second. The height of the watermelon above the ground t seconds later is given by formula h= -16t2 + 20t + 300

a. How many seconds will it pass her (she's standing at a height of 300 feet) on the way down?

b. When will the watermelon hit ground?
This was posted and verified in Michelle Malkin's online column today. Amazing, but once again, this proves three Known Facts™:

  1. Democrats can say racist things but they are not racists because only Republicans are racists.
  2. Since Condoleeza Rice is a Republican and therefore not black, making disparaging remarks about her is not racist.
  3. And of course, being a Democrat is never having to say you're sorry.

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