Monday, March 12, 2007

Does Jesus Love John Edwards?

Remember our post last week on ambulance-chaser and (now-lefty) Democrat John Edwards, the Trial-Lawyer-Who-Would-Be-President? You know, the one where we highlighted his smarmy lecture to the rest of us heathens about indulging in filthy lucre and greed and how Jesus would be pretty put out at us for this? Unmentioned, of course, was Edwards' recent occupation of a newly-built, mega-million $, fossil fuel-guzzling Versailles Palace in North Carolina? We duly noted the obvious parallel between Edwards' hypocritical breast-beating and the New Testament Pharisee who thanked God he was better than other dudes. (And the fact that he's a Democrat cements the argument.)

Hey, that's a good summary. If you want the whole brilliant rant, click here.

If you are an inhabitant of our more visually-oriented younger generations, however, perhaps the cartoon below expresses our thoughts in a more succinct manner:


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

No, no, incomplete story -- Edwards was referring to Jesus Alou, who used to play for the Houston Astros and, later, the San Francisco Giants.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and he was a light hitter, just like Sen. Edwards!

Ubanov

Wonker said...

I thought Edwards had been a junkballer for the now-defunct Washington Pharisees. Apparently I stand corrected.

--W